Well, wouldn’t you look at that. Doesn’t the old nag scrub up well? I figured it was time to breathe some new life into this thing, so you can blame […]

It’s a Thursday, mid-afternoon. I am sat on a bench outside my office, swearing into a phone that is pressed to my ear, knuckles white. Yesterday I announced the date […]

Okay, so first things first: yes, it’s been a while. Part 2. Explanations, no apologies, and no promises to shore this up in the future below. Second things second: between […]

((Quick note: Yes, I changed the title, because I found out that I’d already used Happy Returns and it wasn’t even my birthday at the time but I still used […]