I’ve probably mentioned this story before. I started self harming aged thirteen. There is something very wrong with a world in which a thirteen year old is driven to such […]

I have a fan club! An official, unofficial fan club. Made of real people. Thank you very much fan club for the donation – I strongly suspect I know who’s […]

“Well, bloody hell”. This phrase was mentioned a lot this week. Prepare for the word vomit, this is a hefty one. Thanks very much Karly for your donation! The Maytree […]

January, we need to talk, you and me. I know we haven’t got along well, historically. I know you live in December’s long shadow; he’s a popular kid, that one, […]

Thank you… erm, Anonymous! I mean, I know who you are, but your secret is safe with me. Apologies for the 9pm turbo spinning and stuff. As Anonymous has actually […]