As it turns out, I’ve woken up in enough time to have half an hour to kill before James and Mum turn up to whisk me away to transition. Pretty […]

Thank you, speedy Sarah Swaney. This is your day. Your turn to have your name in lights, at the top of the page on one of the last editions of […]

Christ, this guy’s thighs. Every vein. Every single vein is popping out; not a drop of fat. It doesn’t even look pleasant. Even less pleasant is the veteran’s circle next […]

Jaw dropping. Thank you so very much to Zoe A, IM 70.3 Staffordshire legend and the first person to ever take a photo of me swimming in which I look […]

Praise be to Anonymous, herald of fundraising gains, and Paul Bown, Goodgym Camden trainer/ultra runner/all around star chap. Currently the fundraising is sitting at about thirty quid below double what […]